Sometimes I’ll linger in a bath past the point of having pruny toes, and this is how I imagine I look when I finally emerge. The bathing skeleton is still fashionable with her perfectly done hair, a pink headband matching her pink loofa, and pink fuzzy slippers resting on the black and white gingham bathmat. I am entirely envious of Ms. Skelly with her bathing essentials: candles, a good book, a fuzzy towel, and a massive glass of wine… or is that blood?
